Come one, come all! Step right up to our double feature of Honk! and Bonk!

When: Saturday, June 13, 2026

Where: Midtown NYC

How much: $25 for one game or $40 for both, plus extra for optional cake and pizza

There will be no joy in the world if the clowns don’t f*ck.

At the 85th annual Clown Conference of Canada (CCoC), you have gotten an invitation to an ever-important rite: The Clown 0rgy (Clorgy). You have accepted your invitation and are aware that the joy in the world hinges on the events within that room.

This is a LARP about debaucherous clowns. “Sex mechanics” in this LARP are almost entirely types of prop comedy, such as honking horns or inflating and deflating balloons. This game is 21+ even if no intimate physical contact is allowed, and will be held at a bar. The game will include workshops, debriefs, and you will even get to bring home your own painted clown egg as a souvenir!

So yeah. H0rny clown LARP! Exactly what it says on the tin. HONK!
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Since time immemorial, history has cherished a tradition: having a bunch of silly little guys fight it out in goofy ways. The Clown Conference of Canada is proud to carry forth this tradition through its annual Clown Fight Club! Play as a member of one of two teams of clowns in a balloon-boffer capture-the-flag game! BONK!